HQ porner is exactly what it sounds like—a site dedicated to high-quality porn aka HQPorn and often misspelled as “hdporner”. And it does not disappoint at all in that regard. I fucking love porn sites that are no-bullshit, and this is definitely one of them. From the moment you land on the homepage, you have immediate access to the best scenes from the web’s top production studios. I’m talking Brazzers, Reality Kings, Penthouse, and Playboy, just to name a few.

The site boasts about how “You can find more than one hundred thousand various HD porn videos on HQ Porner, to anybody’s taste,” and this is very true. Well, maybe not to anybody’s taste. Pedophiles can rot in hell (or spend the rest of their lives getting ass fucked in prison as somebody’s bitch, and then rot in hell). You sick fucks should stop reading this review right now and go put a bullet in your brains.

  • easy-to-navigate site layout
  • vast archives of the highest quality porn on the web
  • commitment to only full-length scenes
  • relatively few ads
  • use of ads, nonetheless
  • lack of seemingly obvious features (drop-down “related videos” list)
  • piracy?